I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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