do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
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Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
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Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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