then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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