I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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