at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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