I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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