Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
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