i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
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HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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