On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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