maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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