Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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