He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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