All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.