He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I wish i was in the wii world.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.