Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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