I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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