But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
