Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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