***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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