Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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