I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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