i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
vagina is talking i cant
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Randomize
