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I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
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she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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