i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Found the puke drawer
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Randomize
