My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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