Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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