Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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