another moral hangover. fuck.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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