i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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