It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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