Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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