You can't motorboat a personality
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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