Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
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why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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