i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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