My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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