i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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