I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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