Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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