She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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