He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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