Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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