Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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