Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
All the doctor said was why
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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