How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I don't think brook has ever known best
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I did not marry a roomba.
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