she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
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Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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