They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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