When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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