On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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