Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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