do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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