She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
How's work?
Spinning.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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