32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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