his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.