Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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